March 2012
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This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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tumbluser:
the next time you start to get angry about homestuck just remember that the main antagonists in the comic are
a space dog that is angry because he had to wear a hat he didn’t like
the betty crocker corporation
which is led by an evil immortal alien empress
a guy with a cue ball for a head
who turned into the gay baby of the incredible hulk and ghost rider
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alienspacebats:
can I donate my body to science while I’m still living? Can I just go up to scientist and scream have at me and pull off all my clothes?
wait no this sounds like I want the scientist to do butt stuff with me
can I do that in a non butt stuff way and get robo limbs is what I mean
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sixmilliondeadinternets:
Sherlock theme - Game...
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I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
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URGENT: Google privacy policy change
fuckyeahfeminists:
Just got this in an email
In just a few hours, new policies will take effect at Google, endangering your privacy.
Tech publication Gizmodo reports, “things you could do in relative anonymity today [like your web searches], will be explicitly associated with your name, your face, your phone number come March 1st.” And this applies retro-actively if you don’t act today.
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martinfreemansnose: